11/09/2004

Identity Crisis

This day redefines pointless...
Common knowledge states that the last quarter of any game (that uses 15 minutes intervals for hotdog breaks) is the most competitive and where all improvements are made. Legendary plays happen at crunch time.

Crunch time is defined as the last moments of a major competition. We are at crunch time, but most of us are accessing Friendster...

Friendster = network.clog + minimum(productivity[]);

at least in our case. Call me pathetic and out of touch, but are we even sure who the damn person is? People ARE getting more and more proficient in photoshop... any ugly schmuck can alter their face to make them more appealing or even make their picture resemble a convincing transvestite... On the upside, webcams are making a resurgence. Narcissists rejoice!

CHALLENGE: post yourself as a picture of a third-degree burn victim and let's see how many friends you'll get... come and think of it, try posting my picture... Plus points when the picture is bleeding or filled with pus and charred hair

Actually the shocking thing is that most of the guys here have hots for minors. (Closet pedophiles? Just pulling your leg guys). The punchline here is, what if they found out that the hot gals, were hot guys in cheap clothing...

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