netHack's Effect on the Psyche

• netHack... I found the game again after years of bashing my head remembering
  that game that inspired Diablo. Man, hours of time spent playing that game makes your brain work as if you ate a beholder corpse (mental acuity) and a violet fungus (hallucination) ...
  
  My dreams are in ASCII now, and I'm starting to believe I'm actually an @.
  
  Now for more hallucinogenic induced humor...
  
  Top 3 gayest sports:
  
  
• 3: Lacrosse - men whacking thir balls around their ballsack.. or ball basket
• 2: Professional wrestling (Ultimate fighting) - take a look at these:

• And at 1: Two man luge... watch the Winter Olympics.. you'll see what I mean.