Paper Definition

They should develop and sell a new brand of one-day use, disposable, paper-based high-definition televisions exclusively for rental purposes.

I list this initially inane fact, since a lot of people watch the Superbowl, and fall into three categories:

1. Those who are poor and have knowledge of sports events
   
2. Those who are not poor, have sports knowledge, and want to watch in Hi-Def
3. The entire state of Wisconsin

I appeal to the ones in number two, since, let's face it, Green Bay ain't in Superbowl XL. Hi-Def Televisions are obscenely expensive and obscenely heavy, and takes as much space as (insert Fat Actress joke here).

These three reasons usually repel the sane minded into buying a TV more than 50 inches diagonally. But the dude in the inner brain of men says, one thing. I WANT TO WATCH FOOTBALL AND I WANT TO SEE THE SWEAT BEADING OFF THE CHINSTRAPS OF THE PLAYERS... usually it says this in capital letters, and sans commas.

To help save the Asian economy during pre-footbowl season, I propose that both olde standard companies (Sony, Hitachi, LG, Aiwa, etc) and upstart companies (Soknee, Hitatsi, El Gee, Aiwah!, etc) produce paper Hi-Def TV for public consumption.

First off, you pay only for the substandard tube in the PaperTV. Seriously, most (okay, all) consumers know next to nothing, and most of the time less than nothing about TV quality and definition... c'mon, The Bachelor is now at season six. So cheapen it to rental price level.

And if you rent the PaperTV, you can return it after Superbowl with clear conscience that you spent as much as a cardboard box, and satisfied your Capital letter talking dudebrain.

And just in case you lost 40 units of cash betting on the losing team... you can wipe your tears, or wipe some other orifice in shame.

And as a side note... you can watch the Ultra Stampede in super slow motion... again and again and again!

Yes! Let's see that again on replay!
Let's watch that headcrush in camera two.......

MY GOD THE TV'S ON FIRE!!!!