It be not right!

If I ever get a chance, I'd break-away from common ideals starting from cliches...

I've had it about up to here (here being the upper knot of my forehead) with people mangling a language that is basically unmangable. I've heard "heller" too many times now, that I fear the Filipino's ace of speaking fluent English is fast becoming a myth.

Actually, I've been hearing that shouted in my ear while in a jitney. My normal range of frequencies just dropped a couple of Hz due to the ringing in my ears. Are public access TV stations trying to make a version of "Where's the beef?" here? C'mon! We've all outlived a lot of their feeble efforts of putting a new slang word in the dictionary. To prove a piont, their catchphrases ever survive the prerequisite one-year lifespan to make it into a dictionary....

Where was I... Mass media in my beloved country is slowly degrading the intellect of my people. I say set my people free! Stop showing semi-naked people in noontime TV!

(tough words from a guy who watches fully naked women in cable TV)

Put those airbags away, there are children watching! God, I wish Sesame Street was back...