To all the people I've stepped on

Thank you for being a stepping stone for our groups' sort-of success in our thesis presentation. Why without your help... we could have done it ourselves of course, but for formalities sake, we are thanking you anyway.

Do come for the class barbecue, and enjoy the food while we roast those who opposed us during the best MP contest.

Don't be sad just because you have not finished your project, or your project did not work, be sad that you did not come to us for help in the first place.

I am just joking of course. If I was serious, this post would have found itself lodged in your inbox with flashing, bliking text with a huge Viagra ad pasted on the middle.