Bite your tongue and choke on it

If I wasn't a pushover, I would have said a lot of things that would get me smacked. Is it just me, or are we forgetting rules for the fun of it? No Smoking, means no smoking, at least in our language... in French, maybe it means yes smoking, no?

I don't really care how drop dead gorgeous you are (HALT! I do care!) but please, your killing me...

The smarty-pants in my psyche really wants to tell her the percentage of deaths by secondhand smoke
(35,000 - 40, 000). But I really don't do that anymore, my brother thinks I sound and look like Kim Peek (aka Rainman) when I do that.

Proper etiquette (Man, I hope I spelled that right) forbids you to blow smoke in stranger's faces. Big deal? Yeah, I'm asthmatic and the consequence is when I cough, it sounds like I got typhoid or something... or the dreaded medicol-calamine-viagra.

It's hard to bite your tongue, especially if you have the habit of throwing one-liners at every opportune moment. That is why I love the Internet. It keeps me anonymous an I can say what the heck I want! Choke on that you smoking *expletive* !