12/04/2004

Just passing gas...

NEWS FLASH: The killer storm Yoyong has arrived in the Philippines! Wait, it's gone now...
Greetings from the most ill-prepared country in SEAsia. A good 1000+ missing or dead people was taken by the supertyphoon. I say it's the fault of all woodchopping, fireburning and toothpick (hold, aren't toothpicks made from bamboo?) using people of our country.

Well, at least the treehuggers of the Philippines are rejoicing. WE TOLD YOU SO! You feel the guilt after the wrath... But what I'm really pissed about is that some people blame the NPA for the massive deforestation/flooding that happened nationwide. I bet they blame the NPA for everything.

Floods : The NPA are to blame since they step on the grounds along the hillsides, causing denuding of the natural grass cover of said mountains. (Hmmm, why not blame the golf courses)

Deforestation : The NPA are chopping down trees to build forts (You don't chop down the pillars of your house, why should they)

Farts in the senate : It's the NPA to blame...

Speaking of passing gas... Yoyong didn't do much damage compared to Winnie... Yoyong just had a lot of wind

BTW, let's all pray for all who died in the previous days of rain and flooding. And if you have any, give to charity some goods to help those who lost their homes rebuild their lives.

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