Quest for the Golden Toilet Seat
It has been eating up my time on the internet for hours... Sucking up my reality like +10 Great Hoover of Mass Destruction... Not even my Wallet of Limited Holding can stop this beast from turning me into a junkie.
No, not pornography, although that comes in at a close second. I'm talking about Adventure Quest. *coughs inwardly, wondering how to link title to post* This game is simple and horribly incomplete, but after playing it a couple of times, you'd better have stocked up on Greater Anti-diuretic Potions, it will leave you addicted. There are many limits to this game, for example, the free account opens up only a small world for you to play in. But what a small world it is. Even Steve Irwin smacks a spot in this game. *tries to imitate Steve Irwin in best Australian accent "crickey!"*
There's just the satisfaction of playing a uber complicated game of rock-paper-scissors against clicked enemies. I mean how many games require you to battle an Undead soldier, or a Froglock (Any better term for a froglike warlock?) The pantheon order of spells are here too. Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning, Dark, Light, yaddayadda.
The great part of this game, is that you can roleplay with other people playing AQ. Although you don't fight against each other, there are countless story threads for you to follow and join in. Test your Escapism skill here.
BTW, if anybody has $14.50 to spare, please Guardianize my account. I'm Rohancorwyn and my character is Argent Nightcleave. Thanks a million! *winks suspiciously*
No, not pornography, although that comes in at a close second. I'm talking about Adventure Quest. *coughs inwardly, wondering how to link title to post* This game is simple and horribly incomplete, but after playing it a couple of times, you'd better have stocked up on Greater Anti-diuretic Potions, it will leave you addicted. There are many limits to this game, for example, the free account opens up only a small world for you to play in. But what a small world it is. Even Steve Irwin smacks a spot in this game. *tries to imitate Steve Irwin in best Australian accent "crickey!"*
There's just the satisfaction of playing a uber complicated game of rock-paper-scissors against clicked enemies. I mean how many games require you to battle an Undead soldier, or a Froglock (Any better term for a froglike warlock?) The pantheon order of spells are here too. Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Lightning, Dark, Light, yaddayadda.
The great part of this game, is that you can roleplay with other people playing AQ. Although you don't fight against each other, there are countless story threads for you to follow and join in. Test your Escapism skill here.
BTW, if anybody has $14.50 to spare, please Guardianize my account. I'm Rohancorwyn and my character is Argent Nightcleave. Thanks a million! *winks suspiciously*
by Ray Arvin Rimorin at 5/30/2005 11:28:00 AM
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