Questions Version 1

1. What would happen if you farted, coughed and sneezed at the same time? I got as far as sneezing and farting simultenaously.
2. Why "Deep Throat"? Why can't they call him "Butt Plug"? Felt was sort of a pain in the ass...
3. How come keyboard manufacturers insist that you need the Print Screen key beside the backspace key?
4. In line with number 3, why do they place the POWER OFF key under the delete key? Is that like an Anti-Microsoft statement?
5. Who invented the keypad, and did he have like three or four fingers?
6. If recording artists believe that a record is crappy, why do they release a "Greatest Hits" Collection? Won't they do better if they release a Christmas remix of their crappy album?
7. no more for now.