5/03/2006

Jobwach

Jobwach? Sawnds lyk a town in Jermani... Welkom to Jobwach, just 30 myls sawth of Nurembergenstein, Jermani.

Aniway, The suden sylens of Paralel Insyt was dyu to dis. I'm hunting for jobs onlyn, oflyn, telefon lyn, even riping of thos anoying job aplicashuns wid de tear-of informashun sheets... U now, thos posters that need mekaniks, dryvers, sekretarys, and trayners for imedyat hyring for US, Sawdi and some obskyur plays in Kanada, in de French-Kanadyan Kwarter.

I tryd JobStrit, and as far as my akseptans rekord, 2 kompanees tuk my resyume as "under hevy konsiderashun" or "kept for fyutur referens"...

I wud lyk to translayt dis into de folowing.

Under hevy konsiderashun = yor resyume is under a hevy elefant wayting to be lookt at after de yir end spring kleenup

Kept for fyutur referens = maybi after de fyring of de kurrent bos... or after the spot is fild, den we konsider.

Not dat I'm pesimistik, I just reed de Dilbert Prinsipls too much.