Maligayang Pasko

Hmmm, first post with Tagalog Title, I don't like where this is headed.

Anyway, as my gift to the about four people who visit this blog, here's a Christmas Wallpaper for 'Yall

netHack's Effect on the Psyche

• netHack... I found the game again after years of bashing my head remembering
  that game that inspired Diablo. Man, hours of time spent playing that game makes your brain work as if you ate a beholder corpse (mental acuity) and a violet fungus (hallucination) ...
  
  My dreams are in ASCII now, and I'm starting to believe I'm actually an @.
  
  Now for more hallucinogenic induced humor...
  
  Top 3 gayest sports:
  
  
• 3: Lacrosse - men whacking thir balls around their ballsack.. or ball basket
• 2: Professional wrestling (Ultimate fighting) - take a look at these:

• And at 1: Two man luge... watch the Winter Olympics.. you'll see what I mean.

All hail the Nerd God of Macaggre

No foolin. 1% of the people who took it was either cheating or owned the site. 'Scuse me... p0wned the site.

And just because I have nothing better to do...

Discombobulation

Discombobulation
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Dermatoglyphics
Uncopyrightable

Any long word while waiting for my movie tests to finish rendering. Any long word to keep repeating to get "My Humps" out of my head. Any long word to keep my bowels at bay before I have a chance to leave the room. Any long word to make the rainy day go away.

I'm bored and its just the first week of classes. The boredom, the silence, the slow dripping and plopping of raindrops as their bulbous ends batter the ground help keep me sort of in a semi-awake status. My mind slowly drifts... ethereal blankets carry me father away from the plane of reality.

Floating... sleepy... bored... I should really carry a port-a-brewer in class to keep me awake.

Dia de los Muertos

Muerto, pan de muerto! The delicious baked orange anise flavored bread with the sticky crust... Mmmmm, it's muerto-riffic!

Speaking of sticky and sweet, I hate Halloween... I can't stand candy, I loathe costumes and I despise kids. Meddling kids. They are almost as ferociously irritating as they are on Christmas. Dang holiday season.

Think of it... Kids +(Sugar * Hyperactivity Ratio) * 4 Days of vacation = The destruction of quietitude and sanity of anybody above 14 (minus those on weed and have insatiable munchies)

That's why I can't wait for any shop to be open so I can get away from my nieces and nephews. I'm crancky when I just woke up and since it's my first REAL vacation, I'm always asleep. At least I hope to be asleep, but the kids are jacked up on sugars and halloween Cartoon TV. There goes my dreams of sound sleep.

I'm saving up all my sleep hours so I can go to comatose come Christmas Season. I guess there is such a thing as too much family. I guess you are contract bound to see them at least 5 times a year (reunion, christmas, and the occasional funeral/baptism and birthdays).